You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The power of my boobs compel you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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