it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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