The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
My feet surprised me
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