My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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