Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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