he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
