Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
