it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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