He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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