I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Randomize
