try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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