Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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