hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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