Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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