Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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