i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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