Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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