Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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