The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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