i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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