I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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