420 ftw
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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