why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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