wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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