I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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