but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
