Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
