I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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