You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Where did you get a picture of my penis
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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