yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
this hospital has no fireball
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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