PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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