...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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