No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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