this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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