we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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