After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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