I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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