apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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