And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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