Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
A+ Viking dick
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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