Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
