i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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