I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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