Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
try to milk me bitch
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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