He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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