at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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