she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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