We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
