Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
one might say we're banned from that church
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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