She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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