I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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