Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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