so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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