I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Umm I'm too high to move.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i need to put some appletini on your dick
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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